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Helen Charman
Helen Charman is a writer and academic based in Glasgow. Her first book, Mother State – a political history of motherhood — is forthcoming from Allen Lane in 2024. She teaches in the English Studies department at Durham University.

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Attachment Barbies: On Watching Grey’s Anatomy

Essay

March 2023

Helen Charman

Essay

March 2023

In August 2022, ABC announced that Ellen Pompeo, currently the highest-paid actress on American network television, was leaving Grey’s Anatomy, the show on which...

Book Review

May 2021

HOLDING THE ROOM: ON HOLLY PESTER’S ‘COMIC TIMING’

Helen Charman

Book Review

May 2021

The last poem in Holly Pester’s first collection COMIC TIMING (Granta, 2021) is called ‘Villette’; it shares its title...

Caciocavallo Podolico   I call up the man from Apulia to talk about how cheese is made from the milk of the Podolica cow His accent staggers to me across the Atlantic through the glowing portal of my telephone’s face Yesterday my bosses put me on a “performance plan” for April, after which I’ll likely be terminated Winter dissolved in the fumey air listing around and above the buildings and towers of Chelsea The cows’ trip from the Abruzzi to the Gargano promontory is called a ​transumanza​, transhumance They’re herded down ​tratturi,​ sheep tracks, even though they’re cows, by cowherds on horseback Sometimes the cowherds sleep on their horses I type the information into my work-issued laptop Today I work at the cafe because the office is closed for a foodie event of some sort, Nigella perhaps (​Foodie​, like ​morsel, tasty, fresh, a​nd many other words, is on the company’s “banned words” list) I write product descriptions for ramps, fiddleheads, morels, acrylic canisters, pizza peels, spades The Podolica cow is the most direct living descendant, it is said, of ​Bos primigenius​, the aurochs The cafe’s pussy willows, laid out for Lunar New Year, have given way to red flowers I cannot name The ceramic mug I drink from bears the images of a sleeping farmboy and bulls and bales of hay To create caciocavallo podolico cheese, one must first separate a calf from its nursing mother The mother will invariably return each morning to feed him or her, at which time she is milked Upon being heated, the curds of this milk are kneaded and stretched, making them firm and elastic Eventually the cheese is formed into the shape of a gourd, chilled, brined, and hung up to mature Done working, I drift down Washington, Sterling, Classon, St John’s, clenching my fiddlehead heart A month and a week today is my birthday and by God you motherfuckers you can’t fire me I quit Today, the Podolica lives only in Campania, Calabria, Basilicata, and Apulia, and is often cross-bred Once upon a time my ancestors took

Contributor

November 2017

Helen Charman

Contributor

November 2017

Helen Charman is a writer and academic based in Glasgow. Her first book, Mother State – a political history...

Essay

May 2020

Where do I put myself, if public life’s destroyed? On reading Denise Riley

Helen Charman

Essay

May 2020

How do you read someone who doesn’t always want to be read? This is a question I used to...

Sally Rooney’s ‘Normal People’

Book Review

October 2018

Helen Charman

Book Review

October 2018

Reading Sally Rooney’s second novel Normal People is a compulsive experience. After the navy blue Faber & Faber proofs were sent out in early...
Rendering intimacy impossible, deploy lifeboats (mark yourself safe) Not listening as such, more waiting to speak, above all mark yourself, it’s so important to be safe Carry on, they demand, we’re not reeling / we are reeling Is this the place for a fountain reference? Probably ‘What first attracted you to your wife, sir?’ ‘Her delicacy / her ankles / her hatred of the Tories’                  Alive twice over but that’s a whole life gone too                you know I’m sorry, he holds his hands up, I’m                sorry, he backs away: my conscience couldn’t                keep company with your body I say, your body?                it just made me think: it’s only a nine month stay   The next time you lay a hand on me, I’ll make a perfect gleaming dive into the Thames Aren’t you glad / to be here? I am
Electioneering

Prize Entry

November 2017

Helen Charman


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Interview

February 2015

Interview with Eddie Peake

Lily Le Brun

Interview

February 2015

Like many people, I had seen Eddie Peake’s penis long before I met the artist himself. For several years...

poetry

February 2017

In Case of Death

David Nash

poetry

February 2017

1. Cessation of Breath: Is He Breathing?   He’s not breathing, and he cannot go on like this. He...

feature

January 2013

A Black Hat, Silence and Bombshells : Michael Hofmann at Cambridge & After

Stephen Romer

feature

January 2013

The black hat and the black coat I was familiar with, before I knew their owner. It was Cambridge,...

 

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