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Chris Newlove Horton is a writer living in London.

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Prize Entry

April 2016

Chris Newlove Horton

Prize Entry

April 2016

He said, ‘Tell me about yourself.’ He said, ‘Tell me about you.’ He said, ‘Tell me everything. I’m interested.’ He said, ‘I want to...

fiction

April 2015

Heavy

Chris Newlove Horton

fiction

April 2015

It is a two lane road somewhere in North America. The car is pulled onto the shoulder with the...

An Englishman, a Frenchman and an Irishman set up a magazine in London in 2010 This sounds like the beginning of a joke, but when we wrote this just over a week ago, it seemed probable, almost inevitable, that Britain would have voted to leave the EU by the time our next print issue is on press Post-Brexit, might it be possible for three EU citizens on low incomes to set up an arts and literature magazine in the UK? Rien n’est moins sûr   The ‘Life in the United Kingdom Test’ is a test for individuals seeking indefinite Leave to Remain in the UK or naturalisation as a British citizen The test lasts for forty-five minutes, the entrants have to answer twenty-four questions As of 1 June 2016, it costs £50 to take the test (up from £34) It is a compulsory part of an application for British citizenship or settlement in the UK Naturalisation costs an additional £1,236 If the polls at the time of writing prove to be correct, two of the founders of The White Review will be taking this test very soon   These are some of the questions they may be asked:   There is no place in British society for extremism or intolerance a) True b) False   All dogs in public places must wear: a) A collar with the name and address of the owner b) Wellington boots for big puddles c) Sunglasses on a sunny day to avoid eye damage d) A raincoat in wet weather   Who had a great influence on the English language and invented many words that are still common today? a) Edward Thomas b) William Blake c) William Shakespeare d) Wilfred Owen   What is the correct order of the national days? a) St George’s Day, St David’s Day, St Patrick’s Day, St Andrew’s Day b) St David’s Day, St Patrick’s Day, St George’s Day, St Andrew’s Day c) St Patrick’s Day, St David’s Day, St Andrew’s Day, St George’s Day d) St David’s Day, St Patrick’s Day, St Andrew’s Day, St George’s Day   Pubs are usually open from: a) 8 am b) 9 am c) 10 am d) 11 am   ‘The Enlightenment’ is known as: a) New ideas about politics, philosophy and

Contributor

August 2014

Chris Newlove Horton

Contributor

August 2014

Chris Newlove Horton is a writer living in London.

James Richards: Not Blacking Out...

Art

December 2011

Chris Newlove Horton

Art

December 2011

Artist James Richards appropriates audio-visual material gathered from a range of sources, which he then edits into elaborate, fragmented collages.   But whereas his...

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feature

June 2014

Writing What You Know

Simon Hammond

feature

June 2014

In the summer of 1959, a headstrong but lovesick English graduate took a trip to the hometown of his...

feature

September 2012

Negation: A Response to Lars Iyer's 'Nude in Your Hot Tub'

Scott Esposito

feature

September 2012

I do not know whether I have anything to say, I know that I am saying nothing; I do...

Art

March 2013

Beyond the Mainstream and into the Digital

Vid Simoniti

Art

March 2013

Claire Bishop. Everywhere I go, some curator or artist wants to be rid of this turbulent critic.   In 2006...

 

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