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Robert Assaye is a writer and critic living in London.

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Issy Wood, When You I Feel

Art Review

December 2017

Robert Assaye

Art Review

December 2017

At the centre of Issy Wood’s solo exhibition at Carlos/Ishikawa is a room-within-a room. The division of the gallery into two viewing spaces –...

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April 2017

'Learning from Athens'

Robert Assaye

Art

April 2017

The history of Documenta, a quinquennial contemporary art exhibition founded in the German city of Kassel in 1955, is...

The last time I saw Vin and Jackie we were killing slugs The three of us had been smoking outside and then Vin had gone home early, leaving his wife and me alone in the porch light Across the paving stones I could make out a long, sleek line inching out of the glare   ‘Come and look at this,’ I said to her ‘They say you should put salt on them’   ‘Why? What happens?’   ‘I don’t know’ I’d never put salt on a slug before ‘It kills them,’ I said   She stood right next to me and our coats brushed together, making a whispering noise that we both pretended to ignore   ‘I could fetch some,’ I said ‘I could fetch some and see,’ and then disappeared inside   ‘This’ll do,’ I said, returning with a large vat of table salt, unsure, thinking really I should be using something else But I said it would do anyway, because it never does to look hesitant Uncertain of your next move I opened the spout on the packet and poured a stream the length of the slug It squirmed a little, lifting its head and tail into a kind of crescent moon and as we looked on it gradually dissolved before our eyes Dissolved into nothing but a patch of wet salt on the paving slabs, foaming at the edges   ‘That’s done it,’ she said, lighting another cigarette We did the same to a couple of others Then we went inside   There wasn’t anywhere to park when I arrived at theirs Cars end to end and up on the pavement Many of them bearing scars from running too close to the wall or where the thick, overhanging brush plants had scratched their paintwork I reversed as far as I could back down the road and then got stuck Vin leaned out of the window of their house and called at me to wait I turned off the engine and got out to meet him He had a can of beer in his hand and it slopped against my jacket as we hugged each other Then we both got back into the

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August 2014

Robert Assaye

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August 2014

Robert Assaye is a writer and critic living in London.

New Communities

Art

January 2017

Robert Assaye

Art

January 2017

DeviantArt is the world’s ‘largest online community of artists and art-lovers’ and its thirteenth largest social network. Its forty million members contribute to a...
The Land Art of Julie Brook

Art

Issue No. 4

Robert Assaye

Art

Issue No. 4

Julie Brook works with the land. Over the past twenty years she has lived and worked in a succession of inhospitable locations, creating sculptures...

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July 2012

Ways of Submission

Saskia Vogel

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July 2012

On a pale marble fountain in Dubrovnik, I posed. I pretended I too was a stone figure, water gushing...

Interview

September 2015

Interview with Patrick deWitt

Anthony Cummins

Interview

September 2015

Patrick deWitt’s new novel, Undermajordomo Minor, tells the story of Lucy, a bungling young man hired to assist a...

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December 2012

Confessions of an Agoraphobic Victim

Dylan Trigg

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December 2012

The title of my essay has been stolen from another essay written in 1919.[1] In this older work, the...

 

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