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Robert Assaye is a writer and critic living in London.

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Issy Wood, When You I Feel

Art Review

December 2017

Robert Assaye

Art Review

December 2017

At the centre of Issy Wood’s solo exhibition at Carlos/Ishikawa is a room-within-a room. The division of the gallery into two viewing spaces –...

Art

April 2017

'Learning from Athens'

Robert Assaye

Art

April 2017

The history of Documenta, a quinquennial contemporary art exhibition founded in the German city of Kassel in 1955, is...

Caciocavallo Podolico   I call up the man from Apulia to talk about how cheese is made from the milk of the Podolica cow His accent staggers to me across the Atlantic through the glowing portal of my telephone’s face Yesterday my bosses put me on a “performance plan” for April, after which I’ll likely be terminated Winter dissolved in the fumey air listing around and above the buildings and towers of Chelsea The cows’ trip from the Abruzzi to the Gargano promontory is called a ​transumanza​, transhumance They’re herded down ​tratturi,​ sheep tracks, even though they’re cows, by cowherds on horseback Sometimes the cowherds sleep on their horses I type the information into my work-issued laptop Today I work at the cafe because the office is closed for a foodie event of some sort, Nigella perhaps (​Foodie​, like ​morsel, tasty, fresh, a​nd many other words, is on the company’s “banned words” list) I write product descriptions for ramps, fiddleheads, morels, acrylic canisters, pizza peels, spades The Podolica cow is the most direct living descendant, it is said, of ​Bos primigenius​, the aurochs The cafe’s pussy willows, laid out for Lunar New Year, have given way to red flowers I cannot name The ceramic mug I drink from bears the images of a sleeping farmboy and bulls and bales of hay To create caciocavallo podolico cheese, one must first separate a calf from its nursing mother The mother will invariably return each morning to feed him or her, at which time she is milked Upon being heated, the curds of this milk are kneaded and stretched, making them firm and elastic Eventually the cheese is formed into the shape of a gourd, chilled, brined, and hung up to mature Done working, I drift down Washington, Sterling, Classon, St John’s, clenching my fiddlehead heart A month and a week today is my birthday and by God you motherfuckers you can’t fire me I quit Today, the Podolica lives only in Campania, Calabria, Basilicata, and Apulia, and is often cross-bred Once upon a time my ancestors took

Contributor

August 2014

Robert Assaye

Contributor

August 2014

Robert Assaye is a writer and critic living in London.

New Communities

Art

January 2017

Robert Assaye

Art

January 2017

DeviantArt is the world’s ‘largest online community of artists and art-lovers’ and its thirteenth largest social network. Its forty million members contribute to a...
The Land Art of Julie Brook

Art

Issue No. 4

Robert Assaye

Art

Issue No. 4

Julie Brook works with the land. Over the past twenty years she has lived and worked in a succession of inhospitable locations, creating sculptures...

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Interview

Issue No. 1

Interview with Will Self

Jacques Testard

Interview

Issue No. 1

Standing on the doorstep of Will Self’s London home ahead of this interview, last August, I was quite terrified....

Art

July 2014

(holes)

Alice Hattrick

Kristina Buch

Art

July 2014

There are many ways to make sense of the world, through language, speech and text, but also the senses...

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February 2013

Famous Tombs: Love in the 90s

Masha Tupitsyn

feature

February 2013

‘However, somebody killed something: that’s clear, at any rate—’ Through The Looking Glass, Lewis Carroll   I. BEGINNING  ...

 

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